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Well diddly-darn.


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Mimi Parker
Artist | Professional | Digital Art
United States
Don't be afraid of Spiders! Spiders are your friends! Sorry, that was confusing wording. All your friends are secretly spiders. Better.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. Then the to-do list is done, and I can go home and watch TV.

If at first you don't succeed, look around and find out who is trying to sabotage you with telepathic inference. It is someone you know.

Follow your heart. (It's easy to track, because it crawls slowly and leaves a noticeable trail.)

Let's have a heart to heart. Here's mine, here's a knife.

"Eggs aren't real," she said. "Nuh-uh. Show me an egg. That's not an egg. What's an egg? Who let you in here?"

The City Council would like to remind everyone that dogs are not allowed in the dog park. People are not allowed in the dog park.

Does the carpet match the drapes? No. It doesn't. You're the worst interior decorator. Please leave my home.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening? I don't know, but I trapped it in my bedroom. Send help.

If you love someone, set them free. Set them free now. This is the police, and we have you surrounded.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would it matter because we are so insignificant in this vast and incomprehensible universe?

Guns don't kill people, we're all immune to bullets and it's a miracle.

Picture a car.
No. You're doing it wrong. Try again. Picture a car.
Really? That's what you picture when you picture a car? All right, look, we'll go with that. I'm not happy about it, but we'll go with your idea of a car for now.


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NacOfTheStoneAge Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist I drew Rose :D
TheAwesomeGirl Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
NacOfTheStoneAge Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
TheAwesomeGirl Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Awesome! Looking right away!
KittyCatAddict Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the fav~
TheAwesomeGirl Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
your welcome :ufo: 
FeatherWhite Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey, thanks so much for the fave, Brotato! :D :iconbillyjoecobra:
TheAwesomeGirl Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
you're welcome!
joseraph Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013
r u gonna update the amazin word of dipper pines soon?
TechnoBronie Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2013  Student General Artist
Dear Ms. The awesome

I have to say your fanfic is horrible. it shows no personal value of interest to anyone, you should defintely try to rewrite it and put more emotion to it.You have potential, but.....dude come on you need emotion bulid up. I mean you can't show up with your oc and then try to make out with Dipper. I mean come on dude...seriously get your writing together. PLEASE. your making us REAL writers look like "Techno shows up and makes out with you." no connection towards the characther equaling to confusion and withdraw of your story. please take this advice for sorry if you hate it.
-Winston Bush
"If god told us there was problems with this earth....would we continue to live with?"
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