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Mimi Parker
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Don't be afraid of Spiders! Spiders are your friends! Sorry, that was confusing wording. All your friends are secretly spiders. Better.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. Then the to-do list is done, and I can go home and watch TV.

If at first you don't succeed, look around and find out who is trying to sabotage you with telepathic inference. It is someone you know.

Follow your heart. (It's easy to track, because it crawls slowly and leaves a noticeable trail.)

Let's have a heart to heart. Here's mine, here's a knife.

"Eggs aren't real," she said. "Nuh-uh. Show me an egg. That's not an egg. What's an egg? Who let you in here?"

The City Council would like to remind everyone that dogs are not allowed in the dog park. People are not allowed in the dog park.

Does the carpet match the drapes? No. It doesn't. You're the worst interior decorator. Please leave my home.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening? I don't know, but I trapped it in my bedroom. Send help.

If you love someone, set them free. Set them free now. This is the police, and we have you surrounded.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would it matter because we are so insignificant in this vast and incomprehensible universe?

Guns don't kill people, we're all immune to bullets and it's a miracle.

Picture a car.
No. You're doing it wrong. Try again. Picture a car.
Really? That's what you picture when you picture a car? All right, look, we'll go with that. I'm not happy about it, but we'll go with your idea of a car for now.

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mrteamedward15 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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TheAwesomeGirl Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
never post chain mail on my profile again
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mrteamedward15 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014
I'm sooooo sorry I thought it was real please forgive me Waaaah!Waaaah! Waaaah! Waaaah! Waaaah! Waaaah! Waaaah! Waaaah! Waaaah! Waaaah! Waaaah! Waaaah! Waaaah! Waaaah! 
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TheAwesomeGirl Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
oh okay I forgive
sorry for sending you the lyrics to booty man
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TheAwesomeGirl Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
Reply
:icontheawesomegirl:
TheAwesomeGirl Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
Reply
:icontheawesomegirl:
TheAwesomeGirl Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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PoochysCabinet Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2014  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yo, it's Emily. I moved accounts.
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NacOfTheStoneAge Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
fav.me/d7yswb0 I drew Rose :D
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TheAwesomeGirl Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
yays
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